All I want is just this.

One little thing.

Not a big thing.

Not hard to get.

Not complicated.

Just simple.

No add ons.

Just this burger. No cheese. No fries. No shake. No salad. No chips. No…nothing else – said no one in America. Ever. How could a burger – and not a great one at that – be on a menu, for double digits, with nothing else…unless you count 3 little pickles. Which, hey, they’re cool. But, not everyone likes pickles. (Gasp. It’s true.)

~ Dawn aka Hat Girl