When you can’t fool kids, you have a serious problem.

Kids are generally more gullible than adults. They’re less experienced because they just haven’t been exposed to as much as their parents and elders…

The adults at our table today realized that the menu was ambitious and had clever descriptions, but the execution left a lot to be desired. Normally, the youngsters would just sit back and enjoy the fries, but if even your french fries can’t fool kids into thinking your food was yummy, you should just give up and be a bar. 

~ Dawn aka Hat Girl